Vikes Lose to Steelers; 911 tape released!

As expected, the Vikings lost to the Steelers this Sunday.

In other news, police on Thursday released a transcript of a 911 call in connection with allegations of lewd behavior by Minnesota Vikings players.

A woman called police around 9:20 p.m. on Oct. 6 to report some men had gotten out of a vehicle and urinated in her yard, according to the transcript.

The caller said, "There was a big shuttle bus limousine that pulled up alongside of my house, and there was like seven black men who got out and stopped and peed all over my yard."

The dispatcher asked, "How many?"

"There was like six or seven," the caller says. "There was a whole busload of them. But the bus driver stopped right alongside my house, and there was six or seven black men that got out, probably, I'd maybe say 19, 18, 19, maybe even 20."

The dispatcher then informed the caller that these black men, whom are rarely seen in her trendy Lake Minnetonka neighborhood, were likely rap stars or athletes and probably had been drinking, smoking weed, and having sex and just needed to relieve themselves in the same manner as white people do.

The caller was satisfied with the dispatcher’s answer and hung up. Oops, these last two paragraphs don’t really contain what happened next, do they?

I give up (now read this!)

I doubt Mike Tice is going anywhere anytime soon (we may still have hope at the end of the season though.)

Let's talk about something more interesting, like that I received an email from some long lost relative somewhere in Africa that offered me $20,000,000 to get the cash out of the country (his brother the former ruler, was overthrown by some brutal dictator.) Or, we could talk about the emails that say that Bill Gates is going to donate $1 to some charity for every person that the email is forwarded to. Or, better yet, that if you've read this blog and don't chant "Fire Mike Tice" seven times while naked in front of the mirror within the next 2 hours, your testicals will grow to become the size of basketballs and your penis will fall off.

Happy chanting!