I give up (now read this!)

I doubt Mike Tice is going anywhere anytime soon (we may still have hope at the end of the season though.)

Let's talk about something more interesting, like that I received an email from some long lost relative somewhere in Africa that offered me $20,000,000 to get the cash out of the country (his brother the former ruler, was overthrown by some brutal dictator.) Or, we could talk about the emails that say that Bill Gates is going to donate $1 to some charity for every person that the email is forwarded to. Or, better yet, that if you've read this blog and don't chant "Fire Mike Tice" seven times while naked in front of the mirror within the next 2 hours, your testicals will grow to become the size of basketballs and your penis will fall off.

Happy chanting!