“I don't know, I'm not a psychologist."
After yesterday’s disappointing (but expected) loss to the Chicago Bears, Mike Tice said, “I don't know, I'm not a psychologist. I can't tell you how much.''
What was Tice referencing? Was he talking about how much the “sex cruise” impacted his player’s performance or was he talking about how much Viking’s fans want him fired?
The Vikings, who before the season began, were being heralded as Super Bowl bound and the “best” team in the NFC, are lost and desperately need a change of direction. Firing Tice is the first step.
If this first step doesn’t happen soon, Tice may take matters into his own hands and set-up a “team sponsored” brothel that players can go to in peace without fear of reprisal from wait staff, media, or fans. A brothel that takes care of their needs as professional athletes and knows what the stresses of football can do if left unchecked.
If Tice is kept around, what will the next headline be? “Several Minnesota Vikings players arrested at Gay 90’s. Sources say most were high on crack cocaine and engaged in male-on-male sex.”
This is getting ridiculous.
What was Tice referencing? Was he talking about how much the “sex cruise” impacted his player’s performance or was he talking about how much Viking’s fans want him fired?
The Vikings, who before the season began, were being heralded as Super Bowl bound and the “best” team in the NFC, are lost and desperately need a change of direction. Firing Tice is the first step.
If this first step doesn’t happen soon, Tice may take matters into his own hands and set-up a “team sponsored” brothel that players can go to in peace without fear of reprisal from wait staff, media, or fans. A brothel that takes care of their needs as professional athletes and knows what the stresses of football can do if left unchecked.
If Tice is kept around, what will the next headline be? “Several Minnesota Vikings players arrested at Gay 90’s. Sources say most were high on crack cocaine and engaged in male-on-male sex.”
This is getting ridiculous.
posted by Buddy Grant at 7:07 AM
9 Comments:
Fuck Culpepper.
Reggie Bush....and then with the 2nd rd, take QUINN.
trade culpepper. lose the rest. get bush and vince young somehow. easy.
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Your site was on Quite Frankly on ESPN2... lol
You guys are pathetic. Your team is your team. Quit jumping on ever band wagon. Damn - Culpepper was the shit last year and you know it. Not to mention the guy that says get brady quinn or go get vince young and reggie bush - You're an idiot. You think that any NFL team will ever have a combination of two of the top college football players on their team? Get a life and do us real football fans a favor and start watching golf or something.
thnk god the Vikes are in the NFC north...I don't think any team in this division is better than us and we can go to the play-offs. But you know things need to change at all levels starting ASAP
Face it moron ViQueen fans, you guys thought that Daunte Culpepper was a gift from God, when in all actuality he was nothing more than an overrated QB from UCF! Moss can make anyone look good, he was just another example of that.
Go Bucs...ViQueens Suck
You have really went to far with the gay crack comments. Mike Tice is a coach that cares about his player. Before you start making coaching decisions, why dont you try talking to the players. Ultimately its the players who have to perform on the field not Tice. There were no complaints when he was winning, so why not give the season some time to develop and see how it goes.
Does Randy Moss make Kerry Collins look good? LOL. Can you say offense coordinator? The Linehan loss hurts much more than getting rid of Randy.
BTW, the Bucs are over-rated. Good luck with Sims at the helm.
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